THATS H0W THA C00KIE CRUMBLED: MALES ARE THE NEW FEMALES PT.1

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I BEEN ON FACEBOOK FOR A MINUTE NOW QUICK PLUG ADD ME ON FACEBOOK NAME ES:WHITTNEY SQUEAK RANIELLE ANY WHO I BEEN ON THA BOOK FOR A WHILE AND I DO THIS THING CALLED MALES ARE THE NEW FEMALES...NOW I KNOW WHAT YOU MIGHT BE THINKING BUT JUS BEAR WITH ME AS I EXPLAIN...MALES ARE BECOMIN THE NEW FEMALES AS FAR AS HOW THEY CARRY THEMSELVES AND HANDLE DAILY SITUATION...I WILL NEVER EVER BRING YOU GUYS INFO WITHOUT HAVING SOME KIND OF BACKING OR INFO SO ILL ALWAYS HAVE REFERNECES WHEN I SAY WHAT I SAY! SO IF YOU WILL FOLLOW ME AS I TAKE YOU ON THIS JOURNEY THRU WHY I,SQUEAK, BELIEVE THAT MALES AND THE NEW FEMALES!

CATTINESS

SO IM SITTIN AT MI COMP ONE NIGHT TILTED BACK IN MI CHAIR ON THA SPACE AND THA BOOK AND MI PHONE RINGS IM A MULTI TASKER SO I ANSWER IT THA CONVO WENT SOMETHIN LIKE

ME:WHAT UP

MALE TURNIN FEMALE:WHAT YOU DOIN?

ME:NOTHIN ON THA SPACE...

MALE TURNIN FEMALE:DID YOU HEAR ABOUT SUCH AND SUCH SLEEPIN WIT SUCH AND SUCH?

ME:NAH I D0NT MUCH KN0 HIM 0R HER LIKE THAT S0 I CANT REALLI SPEAK 0N IT...

MALE:YEA Y0U KN0 THEM REMEMBER THEY CAME WIT US T0 SUCH AND SUCH?

ME:NAH D0NT RECALL;BUT SAY IMMA GET AT Y0U LATER

MALE TURNIN FEMALE:OKAY THEN...

20 MINUTES LATER...

MALE THAT THE MALE TURNIN FEMALE WAS TALKIN ABOUT:WHAT UP

ME:SHHHIIIDDDD CHILLIN

MALE THAT THE MALE TURNIN FEMALE WAS TALKIN ABOUT:WHY YOU TELL MALE TURNIN FEMALE THAT I SLEPT WIT SUCH AND SUCH...

**INSERT HERE--N0W LET ME JUS ADD THAT THIS ISH IS TYPE BOGAS LIKE H0W THA HECK DID I GET THR0WN INT0 THIS...C0NTINUE**

ME:I AINT TELL HIM THAT HE CAME T0 ME YAPPIN THAT BULL SHT.

0K S0 WHAT PART 0F THE GAME IS IT T0 HAVE A MALE HE SAYING SHE SAYIN LIKE THIS AND G0SSIPIN T0 AN0THER FEMALE LIKE THAT I MEAN WHAT IS THIS W0RLD C0MIN T0?

MOVIN ON...

controversy sales

heres my whole thing...what part of the game is it when a MALE gives another FEMALE another FEMALES number for controversy?! imma give the run down of the situation and exactly how it went and you tell me if this male has made the morf from male to female!i get a phone call while im at work and i dont recognize the number so i dont answer the phone and on top of that i wasnt expecting a phone call...the phone rings again same person so this person keeps callin and im like damn is somebody dyin or somethin so im like well if its that important they'll leave a voicemail lol! so they did jus that and it was some female...so im like ok lol blah blah blah yadda yadda yadda and more bullshit she left on my v-mail so im like how the heck did this chick get my number! so im like another female musta gave it to her cause in my head im like no MALE would do no bull like this *INSERT:MOST MALES THAT I FUCK WITH WILL CALL AND SAY HEY SQUEAK SUCH AND SUCH WANTS YOUR NUMBER CAN I GIVE IT TO EM AKA THA COURTOSY CALL FEMALES DO NOT DO THAT! END OF INSERT*so this chick sends me and text that says "hey do you kno such and such from such and such?" so this jus popped a lightbulb off in my head and im like the only person who couldve given my number out was the guy "such and such" so im mad and im like what part of tha game is that?! WHAT MALE DOES THAT? IMMA NEED THIS MAN TO PUT HIS HAND IN BETWEEN HIS LEGS CAUSE HIS DICK HAS DISAPPEARED!OK SO YOU DONT WANT ME AND MI DUDE TOGETHER(YOU LOVE MI DUDE LOL) SO YOU GO GET THIS CHICK GIVE HER MY NUMBER AND HAVE HER ATTEMPT TO RECK HAVOCK LOL FUNNY THING ABOUT ALL THAT IS SHE WASNT THINKIN ABOUT IT BUT IM PRETTY SURE THIS MALE WAS IN HER EAR LIKE "GIRLLLLL YOU WAS WIT HIM FOR THIS LONG AND HE WIT HER NOW AND JUS GONNA LET HIM AND HER BE? HAVE YOU SEEN THA PICS OF THEM ON MYSPACE?" GET THA FUCK OUTTA HERE! THIS IS THA FIRST CASE WHERE I CAN HONESTLY SAY THAT THIS MALE HAS MADE THE FULL MORF! AGREED?

THATS ALL I REALLI G0TTA SAY 0N THAT BUT HERES MI SNEAKER REALEASE =)